Thursday, May 13, 2010

Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
and no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one
Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brother hood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will live as one
By: John Lennon

My Idiot Dog


My dog is a very special breed, his breed is called "the idiot of all idiot" breed. You see, he's a lemon beagle and when beagles eat..they don't stop. Therefore this causes my dog "snoopy" to eat oh lets see..batteries, pencils, pens, anything you can write with actually, used Kleenex's, old paper, anything you leave on the ground or within reach of his tongue. Now, you must understand that he is no noob to somthing we call a stomach pump. I'm pretty sure it's actually a thrill for him to see how much crap he can eat before we have to take him to get his stomach pumped. (When i say the word crap, i mean it, he eats his own poo) But..here is my theory as to why he eats his own dodo; IT LOOKS LIKE CHOCOLATE..to him at least. See hes now officially eaten my whole chocolate santa (quite large, it's a shame, considering i was saving it for mmm approx 3 years) and lets see a whole big tub container of gummies shaped like bunnies, all my lil bro's Easter chocolate, my moms Israeli chocolates and i don't even know what else. Oddly enough......HE'S NOT DEAD YET! oh wait, we aren't even at the best part....when he eats all this crap and realizes that all he can do for the next few days is throw up he thinks that eating a pound of grass by the hour will save him. And then when the grass doesn't go down smoothly he drinks up all the water in my mom's new plug in fountain thingy. This disaster that i now clean up after is called....the idiot of all idiot...Snoopy. -Brittany

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Doctor

I went to the doctor today and i must say that i think i learned more just sitting in the waiting room then actually going into the office. When i was sitting in the chair waiting, i saw this really small child maybe 3 years old. She was walking around (well mostly wobbling) and smiling at random people. It made me reaize how intricate our bodies really are. Like imagine, how on earth does all the stuff that fits into an average adult body fit into a child of maybe 3 years old. Our bodies are amazing. I had the privilege to go to an exhibit called body worlds in edmonton one summer. It was amazing, yes i saw many many dead people, but that's the whole point. Looking at how amazing and intricate the body is, made me cry. I still cry when i think about it. The fact that my brain is telling my fingers where to move to type this is incredible. Its impossible for someone to say the human race is an accident. God created us. No "bang" can somehow manage to fit everything we have in our bodies into the space that we individually use. This is an amazing work of art. I am marveled at this art work and i will never say and accident created us. Thanks God for all you did to make me. -Brittany